When dark meets light I am complete

jallbait: do u ever see someone and think wow i wish i wsnt groos and annoying bc i wana kiss you

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:38:29 -0400

jallbait:

do u ever see someone and think wow i wish i wsnt groos and annoying bc i wana kiss you

whatacatchbillie: [accidentally cares about bands more than education]

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:34:34 -0400

whatacatchbillie:

[accidentally cares about bands more than education]

imjust-kyian: scroturn: i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:34:30 -0400

imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:09:19 -0400

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:05:30 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

ifyoucarryonthisway: i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:04:19 -0400

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:03:02 -0400

im really jealous of people who can accept themselves and be confident and actually like how they...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:01:40 -0400

im really jealous of people who can accept themselves and be confident and actually like how they look because it fucking kills me looking in the mirror and just wanting to cry and crumble into little pieces

gastrogirl: the ultimate waffle sundae.

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:01:05 -0400

gastrogirl:

the ultimate waffle sundae.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:57:21 -0400

internetexplorers: DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:57:08 -0400

internetexplorers:

DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE

diamondtwink: My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:56:41 -0400

diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

h0odrich: I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:56:29 -0400

h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

grrrlfever: if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me not because those feelings might be...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:22:51 -0400

grrrlfever:

if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me

not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:22:37 -0400

Tumblr app: I'm done loading

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:21:57 -0400

Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:21:33 -0400

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

like-snape-loved-lily: profanity-generator: cummanding: they...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:18:34 -0400

like-snape-loved-lily:

profanity-generator:

cummanding:

they forgot internet explorer

he’s still loading

^ omg

knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:18:11 -0400

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

ericandy: during a history exam once one of the questions was “How was Stalin buying time from...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:17:40 -0400

ericandy:

during a history exam once one of the questions was “How was Stalin buying time from Hitler to prevent him attacking the Soviet Union?” or something and I wrote “he was stallin’”

halfway through grading them the next day my teacher started laughing really quietly and she had to eject herself from the classroom for five minutes

she marked it as correct